Friday, June 3, 2011

One liners - Definations (Funny Humor)

*One liners - Definations*

1. Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other.

2. Love Affairs: Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a 5 day test match.

3. Marriage: It's an agreement in which the man loses his bachelor's degree and the woman gains her

4. Divorce: Future tense of

5. Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the
lecturer to the notes of students without passing through "the minds of either".

6. Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number

7. Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in? such a way that everybody
believes, she got the biggest piece.

8. Tears: The hydraulic force by which the masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water-power.

9. Dictionary: A place where divorce comes before marriage and success
before work.

10. Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and
everyone disagrees later on.

11. Ecstasy: A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you
have never felt before.

12. Classic: A book which people praise but do not read.

13. Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

14. Office: A place where you can relax from the strenuous home

15. Yawn: The only time some married men get to open their

16. Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

17. Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done

18. Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.

19. Atom Bomb: An invention to end all.

Edited by: Lawyer Asad

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